I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it.
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- The speaker implies they received something intended for use, but an unfortunate event prevents them from using it.
- In plain terms
- I got sick so I can't use what I have.
- What can you take from it?
- Unexpected events can ruin plans.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- What were you planning to use?
- How do you cope with bad luck?
Another view
The meaning relies on missing context about what 'it' refers to.
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