I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking', but I don't have that much time.
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- The speaker misinterprets a bank's hours as needing more time.
- In plain terms
- I don't have 24 hours.
- What can you take from it?
- Marketing can confuse priorities.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- What features do you not need?
Another view
The bank means available hours, not needed time.
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