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  1. [thinking he is on fire] Help me, Jesus! Help me, Jewish God! Help me, Allah! Aah! Help me, Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on …
  2. I'm Ricky Bobby. If you don't chew Big Red, then fuck you.
  3. [riding unicorns through cartoon Pleasure Town] Look, the most glorious rainbow ever.
  4. Hi, I'm Ricky Bobby. Christmas is just around the corner, and what better gift to give a loved one [pulls out knife] than the Jack Hawk 900…
  5. It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
  6. I've sent in my application to The Real World, so I'm puttin' a lotta eggs in that basket, the MTV basket. I also thought about getting a g…
  7. I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman wit…
  8. Dear Lord Baby Jesus, lying there in your...your little ghost manger, lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental...videos, learnin' 'bout …

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