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  1. How old are you? Sixteen? S-seventeen? [asks security guard] Is seventeen legal?

    Alice CooperAlice Cooper quote #20
  2. Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

    David LettermanDavid Letterman quote #31
  3. Sanctions against polluters are feeble and out of date, and are rarely invoked.

    Ralph NaderRalph Nader quote #24
  4. When in-laws are outlawed, only outlaws will have in-laws.

    Ashleigh BrilliantAshleigh Brilliant quote #232
  5. The more corrupt a society, the more numerous its laws.

    Edward AbbeyEdward Abbey quote #42
  6. All fundamental processes are reversible.

    Richard FeynmanRichard Feynman quote #62
  7. I was arrested for selling illegal-sized paper.

    Steven WrightSteven Wright quote #78
  8. Voulez-vous avoir de bonnes lois; brulez les votres, et faites-en de nouvelles.

    VoltaireVoltaire quote #65

More laws quotes

  1. Laws alone can not secure freedom of expression; in order that every man present his views without penalty there must be spirit of tolerance in the entire population.

    Albert EinsteinAlbert Einstein quote #215
  2. The ever-present impulse is to push against restriction and, in so doing, to feel intolerably hemmed in. Thus in practice, every liberation increases the sense of oppression. Nor is the paradox merely in the mind: the laws enacted to secure the rights of every person and group, by creating protective boundaries, create new barriers.

    Jacques BarzunJacques Barzun quote #38
  3. Wherever it has been established that it is shameful to be involved with sexual relationships with men, that is due to evil on the part of the rulers, and to cowardice on the part of the governed.

    PlatoPlato quote #60
  4. Just like a computer, we must remember things in the order in which entropy increases. This makes the second law of thermodynamics almost trivial. Disorder increases with time because we measure time in the direction in which disorder increases. You can't have a safer bet than that!

    Stephen HawkingStephen Hawking quote #32
  5. Religion has no business to formulate social laws and insist on the difference between beings, because its aim and end is to obliterate all such fictions and monstrosities.

    Swami VivekanandaSwami Vivekananda quote #126
  6. The people are the best guardians of their own rights and it is the duty of their executive to abstain from interfering in or thwarting the sacred exercise of the lawmaking functions of their government.

    William Henry HarrisonWilliam Henry Harrison quote #7
  7. You are now fixed at the mercy of no governor that comes to make his fortune great; you shall be governed by laws of your own making and live a free, and if you will, a sober and industrious life. I shall not usurp the right of any, or oppress his person. God has furnished me with a better resolution and has given me his grace to keep it.

    William PennWilliam Penn quote #2
  8. Burn all the statutes and their shelves: They stir us up against our kind; And worse, against ourselves.

    William WordsworthWilliam Wordsworth quote #139
  9. Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list.

    Yakov SmirnoffYakov Smirnoff quote #2
  10. Laws: We know what they are, and what they are worth! They are spider webs for the rich and mighty, steel chains for the poor and weak, fishing nets in the hands of government.

    P. J. ProudhonP. J. Proudhon quote #22
  11. In this choice of inheritance we have given to our frame of polity the image of a relation in blood; binding up the constitution of our country with our dearest domestic ties; adopting our fundamental laws into the bosom of our family affections; keeping inseparable, and cherishing with the warmth of all their combined and mutually reflected charities, our state, our hearths, our sepulchres, and our altars.

    Edmund BurkeEdmund Burke quote #122
  12. Manners are of more importance than laws... Manners are what vex or soothe, corrupt or purify, exalt or debase, barbarize or refine us, by a constant, steady, uniform, insensible operation like that of the air we breathe in.

    Edmund BurkeEdmund Burke quote #154
  13. The chief point we must remember is that the great and rapid advance of the physical sciences took place in fields where it proved that explanation and prediction could be based on laws which accounted for the observed phenomena as functions of comparatively few variables - either particular facts or relative frequencies of events.

    Friedrich HayekFriedrich Hayek quote #115
  14. Actual aristocracy cannot be abolished by any law: all the law can do is decree how it is to be imparted and who is to acquire it.

    Georg Christoph LichtenbergGeorg Christoph Lichtenberg quote #115
  15. When I sell liquor, it's called bootlegging. When my patrons serve it on silver trays on Lake Shore Drive, it's called hospitality.

    Al CaponeAl Capone quote #12
  16. The gun control mentality is ruthlessly absurd. It suggests that you pass a law which will bind law-abiding citizens--they won't have access to weapons. Now, we know that criminals, by definition, are people who don't obey laws. Therefore, you can pass all the laws that you want, they will still have access to these weapons, just as they have access to illegal drugs and other things right now. That means you end up with a situation in which the law-abiding folks can't defend themselves, and the crooks have all the guns.

    Alan KeyesAlan Keyes quote #29
  17. Men may make laws to hinder and fetter the ballot, but men cannot make laws that will bind or retard the growth of manhood. We went into slavery a piece of property; we came out American citizens. We went into slavery pagans; we came out Christians. We went into slavery without a language; we came out speaking the proud Anglo-Saxon tongue. We went into slavery with slave chains clanking about our wrists; we came out with the American ballot in our hands. Progress, progress is the law of nature; under God it shall be our eternal guiding star.

    Booker T. WashingtonBooker T. Washington quote #1
  18. THEODOTUS. Caesar: you are a stranger here, and not conversant with our laws. The kings and queens of Egypt may not marry except with their own royal blood. Ptolemy and Cleopatra are born king and consort just as they are born brother and sister. BRITANNUS (shocked). Caesar: this is not proper. THEODOTUS (outraged). How! CAESAR (recovering his self-possession). Pardon him. Theodotus: he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.

    George Bernard ShawGeorge Bernard Shaw quote #43
  19. People are always shocked when they ask me what I plan to do about crime as governor and my answer comes back as 'Nothing!' Does the issue of crime need to be addressed? You bet it does. But, just as with many other social issues, I don't think that legislation is the most effective arena in which to fight crime. We already have tons of laws on the books. Most of those laws would work more effectively if we just enforced them better. As governor, there isn't a lot I can do beyond that to crack down on crime. Law enforcement is really a local issue. It's the cops' job to tighten down on criminals. Politicians always like to say 'I'm gonna fight crime!' because it makes them sound great and gets them votes. But what can a politician do to fight crime?

    Jesse VenturaJesse Ventura quote #27
  20. I hope we shall take warning from the example [of England] and crush in it's [sic] birth the aristocracy of our monied corporations which dare already to challenge our government to a trial of strength and bid defiance to the laws our country.

    Thomas JeffersonThomas Jefferson quote #93
  21. Civilisation is a conspiracy. What value would your police be if every criminal could find a sanctuary across the Channel, or your law courts, if no other tribunal recognised their decisions? Modern life is the silent compact of comfortable folk to keep up pretences. And it will succeed till the day comes when there is another compact to strip them bare

    John BuchanJohn Buchan quote #35
  22. Apparently, even crazy people prefer targets that can't shoot back. The reason schools are consistently popular targets for mass murderers is precisely because of all the idiotic 'Gun-Free School Zone' laws.

    Ann CoulterAnn Coulter quote #38
  23. [The] Third [problem with Darwinism], which I think is overwhelming, and just sort of blows the whole theory of Random Mutation out of the water, is, at least, let me say, raises big questions, that is. Assuming it all did happen by Random Mutation and Natural Selection, where did the laws of gravity come from. Where did the laws of thermodynamics come from? Where did the laws of motion and, of heat come from? Where, I guess that's the same as thermodynamics. Where did all these laws, that make it possible for the universe to function, where did they all come from? Why isn't all just chaos and everything collapsing in on itself and killing everything?

    Ben SteinBen Stein quote #6
  24. The King's daughter didn't talk to me any more about military matters at the time, because she was afraid of being discovered alone with me early in the morning. The reason was not that immodesty is a crime in that country. On the contrary, any man - except for convicted felons - can ask what he wants of any woman, and any woman can bring suit against a man who refuses her. But the King's daughter didn't dare come to see me publicly because she said the priests had preached at the last sacrifice that women were mainly the ones who were saying I was a man. The priests claimed that women were disguising their execrable desire to mingle with animals and shamelessly commit sins against nature with me. That was why I went a long time without seeing her or any other female.

    Cyrano de BergeracCyrano de Bergerac quote #34
  25. A theoretical investigation which Einstein published in 1917 provides a third conspicuous landmark. It connected up he two great landmarks already mentioned by showing that the disintegration of radioactive substances is governed by the same laws as the jumps of the kangaroo electrons in the theory of Bohr. In fact radioactive atoms were now seen merely to contain a special breed of kangaroos, much more energetic and ferocious than any that had hitherto been encountered.

    James JeansJames Jeans quote #22
  26. The concrete is a combination of abstractions - not an arbitrary or subjective combination but one that corresponds to the laws of the movement of a given phenomenon.

    Leon TrotskyLeon Trotsky quote #19
  27. No wonder that all who have had something new to offer humanity have had nothing good to say of the state or its laws.

    Ludwig von MisesLudwig von Mises quote #8
  28. The laws of this city are clearly racist. All laws are racist. The law of gravity is racist.

    Marion BarryMarion Barry quote #9
  29. 'I'm accusing you of violating the laws of nature,' he said, irritated at my failure to respond. 'Nature's virtue is intact,' I reassured him. 'I just know some different laws.'

    Orson Scott CardOrson Scott Card quote #1
  30. History must be this or it is nothing. Every law which the state enacts indicates a fact in human nature; that is all. We must in ourselves see the necessary reason of every fact, - see how it could and must be.

    Ralph Waldo EmersonRalph Waldo Emerson quote #76
  31. Any government is free to the people under it where the laws rule and the people are a party to the laws.

    William PennWilliam Penn quote #5
  32. 'Oh, judge, your damn laws: the good people don't need them and the bad people don't follow them, so what good are they?'

    Ammon HennesseyAmmon Hennessey quote #3
  33. Laws are sand, customs are rock. Laws can be evaded and punishment escaped, but an openly transgressed custom brings sure punishment.

    Samuel Langhorne ClemensSamuel Langhorne Clemens quote #47
  34. Sunt superis sua iura

    OvidOvid quote #26
  35. Human judges can show mercy. But against the laws of nature, there is no appeal.

    Arthur C. ClarkeArthur C. Clarke quote #9
  36. The procedure we are pursuing is that of true democracy. Semi-democracy accepts the dictatorship of a majority in establishing its arbitrary, ergo, unnatural, laws. True democracy discovers by patient experiment and unanimous acknowledgement what the laws of nature or universe may be for the physical support and metaphysical satisfaction of the human intellect's function in universe.

    Buckminster FullerBuckminster Fuller quote #28
  37. If each us had a different kind of sense perception - if we could only perceive things now as a bird, now as a worm, now as a plant, or if one of us saw a stimulus as red, another as blue, while a third even heard the same stimulus as a sound - then no one would speak of such a regularity of nature, rather, nature would be grasped only as a creation which is subjective in the highest degree. After all, what is a law of nature as such for us? We are not acquainted with it in itself, but only with its effects, which means in its relation to other laws of nature - which, in turn, are known to us only as sums of relations. Therefore all these relations always refer again to others and are thoroughly incomprehensible to us in their essence.

    Friedrich NietzscheFriedrich Nietzsche quote #27
  38. I say that the Second Amendment doesn't allow for exceptions - or else it would have read that the right 'to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed, unless Congress chooses otherwise.' And because there are no exceptions, I disagree with my fellow panelists who say the existing gun laws should be enforced. Those laws are unconstitutional [and] wrong - because they put you at a disadvantage to armed criminals, to whom the laws are no inconvenience.

    Harry BrowneHarry Browne quote #1
  39. We must never forget that it is principles not phenomena,-laws, not insulated, independent facts, which are the object and the inquiry of the natural philosopher.

    John HerschelJohn Herschel quote #5
  40. Prayer is of no avail. The lightning falls on the just and the unjust in accordance with natural laws.

    Robert G. IngersollRobert G. Ingersoll quote #179
  41. Now these are the Laws of the jungle, and many and mighty are they; But the head and the hoof of the Law and the haunch and the hump is - Obey!

    Rudyard KiplingRudyard Kipling quote #45
  42. Must be a yearning deep in human heart to stop other people from doing as they please. Rules, laws - always for other fellow. A murky part of us, something we had before we came down out of trees, and failed to shuck when we stood up. Because not one of those people said: Please pass this so that I won't be able to so something I know I should stop. Nyet, tovarishchee, was always something they hated to see neighbors doing. Stop them for their own good

    Robert A. HeinleinRobert A. Heinlein quote #38