Alton Brown Quotes on Standards

3 quotes

  1. You're a French chef. Okay? Until great white sharks figure out how to catch rabies, that is going to be the scariest thing on earth.

  2. Some people like their meringues all wavy on top. Me, I want mine as smooth as Kojak's noggin.

  3. By the way, I don't recommend this for most people. I'm just a little bit crazier than most.

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