Quote #12

The only thing Madonna will ever do like a virgin is give birth in a stable.

More from Bette Midler

  1. Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it's like a jackhammer.
  2. When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London.
  3. My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.
  4. Give a girl the correct footwear and she can conquer the world.
  5. I shake my tits a lot. If you don't want to listen, you can just watch.
  6. I rap lite on I'm Beautiful. I have an excellent sense of time. I was thinking of taking up bass or drums because I like rhythm. The proble…
  7. I never know how much of what I say is true. If I did, I'd bore myself to death.
  8. I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot.

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