You know the only thing you can do to stop your man from cheating? The only thing you can do : is be there. Where? There! Wherever he's thinking about fucking, that's it. Just be right there. And even then he still might lose your ass. He's like, 'Honey, look! A Sale! Let me go fuck this bitch right now!'

It's hard to defend 'I've got hoes in different area codes'. It's hard to defend 'move, bitch, get out the way'! : Well, as you can see, there's a bitch in his…

If you wanna get away with murder, shoot him in the head and put a demo tape in their pocket!

What is on Kobe's mind? Going to Colorado, around all these white people, and not bringing Johnny Cochran?

Shit, every woman in here got a girlfriend they don't trust around their man. A good girlfriend too, it's like, 'Yeah, I'll go shopping with her, but I ain't g…

During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.