More from David Letterman

  1. It's the Chinese 'Year of the Pig' - I'm still writing 'Year of the Monkey' on all my checks.
  2. That's the sound of commercials hitting the floor.
  3. It's tax time once again, and the hookers in Times Square - god bless 'em - they're getting into the act. For an extra $50, they'll handle …
  4. There is no 'off' position on the genius switch.
  5. I just love autumn in New York - watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
  6. PlayStation 3 was released today, at least there's some good news for George Bush.
  7. I don't think there's a man, woman or child alive who doesn't enjoy a lovely beverage.
  8. Kalter: Hi, I'm Alan Kalter, TV's Uncle Jerry.

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