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What does it mean?
A pun on the standard greeting 'pleased to meet you' changing it to 'meat to please you'.
In plain terms
I am happy to meet you and to please you with meat.
What can you take from it?
Use simple word swaps to create surprising puns.

Where it applies

  • casual greetings
  • food events
  • comedy routines

Putting it to work

  • start a joke
  • greet people
  • play with words

Questions to consider

  • How do puns affect memory?
  • When does wordplay backfire?

Another view

It might confuse listeners who do not catch the pun.

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