Emo Philips Quotes on Perspective
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I caught my wife in bed with another man. I was crushed. I said: 'Get off me, you two!'
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Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil. Other than that, though, it's been a good day.
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Back in high school, my buddies tried to put the make on anything that moved. I told them, 'Why limit yourselves?'