6 Emo Philips Quotes on Relationships

Emo Philips quotes on relationships

6. People come up to me... concerned... that I'll reproduce.

18. I always wanted a beautiful loving wife and she always wanted to be a citizen.

20. My girlfriend always giggles during sex. No matter what she's reading.

26. Back in high school, my buddies tried to put the make on anything that moved. I told them, 'Why limit yourselves?'

31. I was with this girl the other night and from the way she was responding to my skillful caresses, you would have sworn that she was conscious from the top of her head to the tag on her toes.

40. You know, a lot of girls go out with me just to further their careers... damn anthropologists.