Quote #135

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

More from Woody Allen

  1. My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a Quaker.
  2. On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
  3. Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
  4. Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.
  5. Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.
  6. Sex is only dirty if it's done right.
  7. Life is like a concentration camp... you can't leave without dying.
  8. Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.

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