Quote #134
My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a Quaker.
More from Woody Allen
- Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
- My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
- Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.
- On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
- Life is like a concentration camp... you can't leave without dying.
- Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.
- Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
- Sex is only dirty if it's done right.