4 Alton Brown Quotes on Rules

Alton Brown quotes on rules

21. Now, wet stuff does not like sticking to other wet... stuff. It's one of those universal axioms that keeps the galaxy from ripping itself to shreds and dissolving into the void.

133. We see the chairman scooping a snack down by the altar. Hey, it's your house, buddy! You eat from anywhere you want, okay?

145. on the possibility of someone using the ice cream machine during Battle Asparagus: It could happen, keep an eye open for that. We've got new rules around here, we're gonna scream bloody murder when we see that come on.. [later, as the ice cream machine is turned on by Morimoto's sous chef] ICE CREAM MACHIIIIINE! It's on, the ice cream machine is on.. oh, the mother of all that is holy. The ice cream machine is on here in Kitchen Stadium! It's always a comfort to see either fish or vegetables go into the ice cream machine.. and all I can say is, the judges are in for a surprise!

151. There on the challenger's side, we can see those crawfish being peeled. That's a lot of work; it would be a lot easier to suck them out with his mouth.. but that would be a sanitation violation here in Kitchen Stadium.