Dave Chappelle Quotes on Shock

3 quotes

  1. Let me show you how I go to the bathroom. (Proceeds to take a dump in the classroom rubbish bin).

  2. You! Do you know what dog food tastes like? Do ya? It tastes just like it smells...delicious!

  3. I'll be back ya black motherfucker. Wide nose havin' motherfuckers! They shoulda never gave you niggas money! You don't appreciate shit! You know you can get another couch. What am I gonna do about my legs Eddie Murphy!?

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