When I was a fetus, I used to sneak out at night when my mother was sleeping. I figured I should start stealing stuff while I still had no fingerprints.
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- The speaker jokes about committing crimes before birth to avoid leaving fingerprints.
- In plain terms
- He claims he stole things as a fetus to avoid getting fingerprints.
- What can you take from it?
- Planning ahead can seem absurd when taken too literally.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- When do you start preparing for adult consequences?
- Is planning always better than acting?
Another view
The premise is biologically impossible and relies on literal wordplay.
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