Steven Wright Quotes on Planning
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I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast.
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I went camping and borrowed a circus tent by mistake. I didn't notice until I got it set up. People complained because they couldn't see the lake.
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When I was a fetus, I used to sneak out at night when my mother was sleeping. I figured I should start stealing stuff while I still had no fingerprints.