Quote #66
What rascal has been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice?
More from W. C. Fields
- Sometimes I wish I wasn't W.C. Fields, but that's only when I can remember who I am.
- When I want to play with a prick, I'll play with my own.
- The coldest day I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco (also attributed to Mark Twain)
- When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours
- Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar
- Women are like elephants, to me: I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.
- Thou shalt not commit adultery ... unless in the mood.
- Yes, if every other form of persuasion fails.