Chris Rock Quotes on Celebrity culture

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  1. Ed Bradley looked at Michael Jackson like he wanted to say, 'Nigger, is you crazy?' Like he wanted to take the the 60 Minutes clock and push the shit forward to say, 'Nigger, what the fuck is wrong with you?' 'I thought you said it was 60 minutes :' 'It's 10 minutes, get outta here! You nutty nigger, what the fuck is wrong with you?'

  2. If you wanna get away with murder, shoot him in the head and put a demo tape in their pocket!

  3. Our next presenter is the first woman to ever breast-feed an Apple - Gwyneth Paltrow.

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