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3 Chris Rock Quotes on Sexuality

Chris Rock quotes on sexuality

  1. If a girl has a pierced tongue, she'll probably suck your dick. If a guy has a pierced tongue, he'll probably suck your dick.

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  2. 'Cause every woman in here, ever since you were : every guy you met has been trying to fuck you. That's right. Women are offered dick every day. Every woman in here : gets offered dick at least three times a week. Three times a day, shit! That's right, every time a man's being nice to you : all he's doing is offering dick. That's all it is. 'Can I get that for you? - How about some dick?' 'Could I help you with that? - Could I help you to some dick?' - 'Do you need some dick?'

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  3. It's beautiful that abortion is legal in America. I love going to abortion rallies to pick up women, 'cause you know they're fucking. You ain't gonna find a bunch of virgins at the abortion rally. You might even see some clear heels!

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