26 Complaint Quotes
Short complaint quotes
If you must keep groaning, please try to do it in a rhythm I can dance to.
Ashleigh BrilliantAshleigh Brilliant quote #230 It takes a genius to whine appealingly.
F. Scott FitzgeraldF. Scott Fitzgerald quote #77 I am no ordinary woman, and born to a different fate. I would not go whimpering.
Alice BorchardtAlice Borchardt quote #30 The murmuring poor, who will not fast in peace.
George CrabbeGeorge Crabbe quote #2 Quelle atroce invention que celle du bourgeois, n'est-ce pas?
Gustave FlaubertGustave Flaubert quote #2 The whims that we're weeping for Our parents would be beaten for.
Kate BushKate Bush quote #73 Hamm: Can there be misery (he yawns) loftier than mine?
Samuel BeckettSamuel Beckett quote #1 I was ne'er so thrummed since I was a gentleman.
Thomas DekkerThomas Dekker quote #6
More complaint quotes
Our farmers round, well pleased with constant gain, Like other farmers, flourish and complain.
George CrabbeGeorge Crabbe quote #4 It is a general popular error to suppose the loudest complainers for the publick to be the most anxious for its welfare.
Edmund BurkeEdmund Burke quote #4 My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields quote #47 'I didn't get my membership stuff! Weak! I stole the patch and armband from Fritch, though, so in your face Fritch!'
Jade PugetJade Puget quote #30 I dunno. Perhaps you should be happy that I have a policy of refraining from grumbling about handicapped operating systems. :-)
Larry WallLarry Wall quote #210 I got headbutted in Wolverhampton. You [Carl] get snogged in Northampton, head butted in Wolverhampton and I won't even tell you what happened in Southampton. Basically Carlos gets the love and I get all the head butts, it seems to be the way of things.
Peter DohertyPeter Doherty quote #43 And you can't go, 'There's a hair in my Jell-O. I'd like to send this back. Can I see the cook, please?' The cook is a big dude named Bubba Joe.
Tupac ShakurTupac Shakur quote #27 It's so damn hot - milk was a bad choice.
Will FerrellWill Ferrell quote #27 The small of my back is too big
Spike MilliganSpike Milligan quote #30 You can't complain you was dealt this/hell of a hand without a man, feelin helpless
Tupac ShakurTupac Shakur quote #283 It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
Jane WagnerJane Wagner quote #5 Never complain about what you permit.
Anthony de MelloAnthony de Mello quote #18 If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain.
Maya AngelouMaya Angelou quote #38 Obtain from yourself all that makes complaining useless. No longer implore from others what you yourself can obtain.
Andre GideAndre Gide quote #33 The hardest thing in the world is to assume the mood of a warrior. It is of no use to be sad and complain and feel justified in doing so, believing that someone is always doing something to us. Nobody is doing anything to anybody, much less to a warrior.
Carlos CastanedaCarlos Castaneda quote #41 Well that's not very fair.
George HarrisonGeorge Harrison quote #63 'I want to know what the devil you mean by keeping coming into my private apartment, taking up space which I require for other purposes and interrupting me when I am chatting with my personal friends. Really one gets about as much privacy in this house as a strip-tease dancer.'
P. G. WodehouseP. G. Wodehouse quote #123 'I am Stone Cold Steve Austin, I am the World Wrestling Federation Champion, and I do not deserve to be treated like this!'
Stone Cold Steve AustinStone Cold Steve Austin quote #38