Woody Allen Quotes on Fear

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  1. Sex and death are two things that come but once in my lifetime, but at least after death you're not nauseous.

  2. The chief problem about death, incidentally, is the fear that there may be no afterlife - a depressing thought, particularly for those who have bothered to shave. Also, there is the fear that there is an afterlife but no one will know where it's being held.

  3. It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

  4. Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought - particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.

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