5 Woody Allen Quotes on Happiness

Woody Allen quotes on happiness

26. To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But, then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer, to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love, to be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy, therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness - I hope you're getting this down.

116. I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

129. It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better ... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.

133. Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.

145. You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.