Woody Allen Quotes on Science
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Can we actually 'know' the universe? My God, it's hard enough finding your way around in Chinatown.
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It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.
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I worked with Freud in Vienna. We broke over the concept of penis envy. He thought it should be limited to women.
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How could I not have known that there are little things the size of 'Planck length' in the universe, which are a millionth of a billionth of a billionth of a centimeter? Imagine if you dropped one in a dark theater how hard it would be to find.
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And how does gravity work? And if it were to cease suddenly, would certain restaurants still require a jacket?