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5 Woody Allen Quotes on Science

Woody Allen quotes on science

  1. Can we actually 'know' the universe? My God, it's hard enough finding your way around in Chinatown.

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  2. It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.

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  3. I worked with Freud in Vienna. We broke over the concept of penis envy. He thought it should be limited to women.

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  4. How could I not have known that there are little things the size of 'Planck length' in the universe, which are a millionth of a billionth of a billionth of a centimeter? Imagine if you dropped one in a dark theater how hard it would be to find.

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  5. And how does gravity work? And if it were to cease suddenly, would certain restaurants still require a jacket?

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