Woody Allen Quotes on Time

5 quotes

  1. There's an old joke... two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, 'Boy, the food at this place is really terrible.' The other one says, 'Yeah, I know; and such small portions.' Well, that's essentially how I feel about life - full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness - and it's all over much too quickly.

  2. To a man standing on the shore, time passes quicker than to a man on a boat - especially if the man on the boat is with his wife.

  3. Eternity is a very long time, especially towards the end.

    #109 Attribution disputed; shown as originally published.
  4. Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.

  5. Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?

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