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3 Jerky Boys Quotes on Danger

Jerky Boys quotes on danger

  1. 'I fill balloons up with deadly poison gas and then float them out over the audience.' (from 'Egyptian Magician')

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  2. 'We have a little emergency here....We were boiling some potatoes and we dip them in vaseline, and shoot them at each other, and Peter was looking back making sure it was lined up with his ass, and it shot him right in the fucking eye!!'( from 'Tennis Ball Machine')

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  3. 'Listen, he carved out a hole in the middle of the floor and he's building you a volcano. That's all I know. And you're supposed to come down with your flowers and make sacrificial offerings. And he's supposed to throw you into the volcano. This is all I understand.' (from 'Flower Lady #2)

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