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3 Jerky Boys Quotes on Shock

Jerky Boys quotes on shock

  1. 'And he's got this silly looking Santa hat on, next thing he's down at my pants. He's trying to pull the fuckin', the balls outta my pants!'

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  2. 'What I would do was I'd shoot people's heads up with Novocaine and carve grooves in their skulls.' (from 'The Gay Hairdresser')

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  3. 'I heard that they hang you upside down and kick your face out the back of your ass. I also heard they use hot bacon grease about the face?' (from 'Facelift Without Surgery')

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