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3 Woody Allen Quotes on Self deprecation

Woody Allen quotes on self deprecation

  1. My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.

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  2. You think the President of the united states wants to fuck every woman he meets?... Well, bad example.

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  3. How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?

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