George Carlin Quotes on Driving
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If I should be out driving around looking for a little fun and I see an accident, one that I am not involved in, I stop immediately! Well, I want to get a good look at what's going on. I'm never too busy that I can't stop to enjoy someone else's suffering.
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I drive kind of recklessly, I take a lot of chances, I never repair my vehicle, and I don't believe in traffic laws. So I tend to have quite a high number of traffic accidents.
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Honk if your horn is broken.
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Have you ever noticed, in traffic, anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac! 'Would you look at this idiot? Take a look at this idiot right here, just creeping along : woah, look at that maniac go!'
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The radio ad 'Hi, I'm Jeff Healey from the Jeff Healey Band. Don't drink and drive. I don't.' Well, I hope you don't drive sober either, Mr. Healey. You're blind, for God's sake!