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3 George Carlin Quotes on Philosophy

George Carlin quotes on philosophy

  1. Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.

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  2. There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

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  3. When someone is impatient and says, 'I haven't got all day,' I always wonder, how can that be? How can you not have all day?

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