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3 George Carlin Quotes on Reality

George Carlin quotes on reality

  1. 'Every child is special.' Boy, they said it over and over, as if to convince themselves, 'every child is special', and I kept saying, 'fuuuck you!' Every child is clearly not special.

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  2. The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it.

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  3. I've never seen a homeless guy with a bottle of Gatorade.

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