George Carlin Quotes on Reality
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'Every child is special.' Boy, they said it over and over, as if to convince themselves, 'every child is special', and I kept saying, 'fuuuck you!' Every child is clearly not special.
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The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it.
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I've never seen a homeless guy with a bottle of Gatorade.