3 George Carlin Quotes on Survival

George Carlin quotes on survival

52. Cannibalism. Imagine that: chowing down on another human being. You gotta be all out of beef jerky, man. You gotta be really fucking hungry. But it happens, doesn't it? Still happens to this day. A bunch of people stranded in the wilderness run out of pop tarts, gotta eat something. Might as well be Steve. And by the way, how do you decide who to eat first? How do you decide who's first on the barbecue rack? Do you pick on the little guy because he's skinny and he can't fight back, or do you all gang up on the bodybuilder because he's got a lot of steaks and chops on him?

116. Swimming is not a sport; swimming is a way to keep from drowning. That's just common sense!

156. Pacifism is a nice idea, but it can get you killed. We're not there yet. Evolution is slow, small pox is fast.