George Carlin Quotes on Work
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Have you ever wondered why Republicans are so interested in encouraging people to volunteer in their communities? It's because volunteers work for no pay. Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time.
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Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.
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If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends.
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.