George Carlin Quotes on Communication
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Reminds me of something my grandfather would say. He'd say, 'I'm going upstairs to fuck your grandmother.' He was an honest man, and he wasn't going to bullshit a four-year-old.
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The last thing they need is for you to stop and get out of your car and go over to the fire, because by now it is a fire, and start bothering them with a lot of stupid questions. 'Are you hurt?' Of course they're hurt; look at all the blood! You just ran over them with a ton and a half of steel!
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Honk if your horn is broken.
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'No comment' is a comment.
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Nothing is so boring as listening to someone else describe a dream.
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People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?' Didn't really give me a choice, did you there, buddy?