6 George Carlin Quotes on Communication

George Carlin quotes on communication

9. Reminds me of something my grandfather would say. He'd say, 'I'm going upstairs to fuck your grandmother.' He was an honest man, and he wasn't going to bullshit a four-year-old.

47. The last thing they need is for you to stop and get out of your car and go over to the fire, because by now it is a fire, and start bothering them with a lot of stupid questions. 'Are you hurt?' Of course they're hurt; look at all the blood! You just ran over them with a ton and a half of steel!

129. Honk if your horn is broken.

173. 'No comment' is a comment.

174. Nothing is so boring as listening to someone else describe a dream.

175. People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?' Didn't really give me a choice, did you there, buddy?