George Carlin Quotes on Freedom
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This country was founded by a group of slave owners who wanted to be free. Am I right? A group of slave owners who wanted to be free! So they killed a lot of white English people in order to continue owning their black African people, so they could wipe out the rest of the red Indian people, in order to move west and steal the rest of the land from the brown Mexican people, giving them a place to take off and drop their nuclear weapons on the yellow Japanese people. You know what the motto for this country ought to be? 'You give us a color, we'll wipe it out.'
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I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.
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Wanna help your kids? Leave them the fuck alone!!!
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One great thing about getting old is that you can get out of all sorts of social obligations just by saying you're too tired.