4 Mitch Hedberg Quotes on Animals

Mitch Hedberg quotes on animals

5. Fish are always eating other fish. If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud as shit. You would not want to submerge your head, nothing but fish going 'Ahhh, fuck! I thought I looked like that rock!'

7. Is a hippopotamus really a hippopotomus or just a really cool opotamus?

33. I got an ant farm...them fellas didn't grow shit.

63. My apartment is infested with koala bears. Its the cutest infestation ever. Much better than cockroaches.