Mitch Hedberg Quotes on Habits

3 quotes

  1. I sit at my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.[3]

  2. I bought a seven dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.

  3. I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.

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