3 Mitch Hedberg Quotes on Shopping

Mitch Hedberg quotes on shopping

8. I tried to walk into Target, but I missed.[1]

9. See, this CD is in stores. The only way I could get my last CD into a store was to take one in there and leave it. 'Sir, you forgot this!' 'No, I did not. That is for 'sale'. Please alphabetize 'it'.'[2]

36. I bought a seven dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.