Mitch Hedberg Quotes on Shopping
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I tried to walk into Target, but I missed.[1]
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See, this CD is in stores. The only way I could get my last CD into a store was to take one in there and leave it. 'Sir, you forgot this!' 'No, I did not. That is for 'sale'. Please alphabetize 'it'.'[2]
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I bought a seven dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.