Eddie Izzard Quotes on Wordplay
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'What have you been reading, The Gospel according to St. Bastard?!'
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I like my coffee hot and strong, like i like my women, hot and strong... with a spoon in them.
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She said, 'Spell 'ant'', and I wrote out the entire alphabet. She said, 'That doesn't spell 'ant'', and I said, 'It's in there somewhere! There's the 'A', there's the 'N', there's the 'T' - the rest are silent!'
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On the Netherlands and marijuana: 'Have you seen the canals?' 'I am a canal!!'