Mitch Hedberg Quotes on Wordplay

3 quotes

  1. Popsicles are for the summertime...

  2. This is a CD called HIT AND MISS.

  3. I have a king sized bed, i don't know any kings, but if i ever meet one i can tell him 'you will not believe what i have in store for you!' 'This is made to your exact specifications!' When i was little i used to lay in my twin sized bed at night wondering where my brother was.

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