Jacob Cohen Quotes on Wife
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My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
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My wife isn't too smart. She has to reach inside her bra to count to two.
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The other night I woke up and my wife was saying sexy things. I looked over and she was on the phone.