3 Jacob Cohen Quotes on Wife

Jacob Cohen quotes on wife

39. My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.

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40. My wife isn't too smart. She has to reach inside her bra to count to two.

45. The other night I woke up and my wife was saying sexy things. I looked over and she was on the phone.