Phil Hendrie Quotes on Animals

4 quotes

  1. Pigeons lie, they lie through their freakin' beaks.

  2. See, Steelworth, he can't wait to see me foaming at the mouth and barking at the moon, as he's one of these W-W-2 boys, and he's got a Japanese carbine rifle that he pulled off a dead Jap, and he'd love to plug me right between the eyes. Well guess what? His cat already did it!

  3. Do you think there's a sign where the chickens live that says, 'Don't choke the chicken' ?

  4. I wonder how much of an animal lover you'd be if you had a parrot sitting at your house calling you a bulldyke.

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