5 Phil Hendrie Quotes on Myth

Phil Hendrie quotes on myth

44. I have to tell your listeners that Frosty the Snowman is the most frightening phenomenon of the extra dimension. You can talk about the Abominable Snowman, you can talk about UFOs, all of these things, but when Frosty looks at you with those big coal eyes of his, and he goes to work at you with that carrot nose? No sir-- no sir, no sir, no sir.

81. I'm Ted Bell. And you go straight to the place where the Devil lives and has sex and makes little Devils.

142. (referring to Cupids) The small babies that can hurt you? I don't know, I'm not familiar.

197. (On gays in the Boy Scouts) If they're successful in turning kids gay, there won't be no sex that makes kids and there won't be no kids left; that's something we got to look at as the future of the country.

350. (about his mother-in-law) Ah, now you're referring to the Creature. See, you don't know the Creature. I do.