9 Phil Hendrie Quotes on Risk

Phil Hendrie quotes on risk

173. You mess with the best, you die like the rest!

183. (To caller) Don't you think being a Weebloe will encourage a kid to bone-smoke?

221. You can go straight to the living hell.

244. A long time ago, before I really pulled my life together, I was a prostitue; I got involved in a lot of dangerous things. One of them was a nightly Russian Roulette game, and we thought it was fun, we were coked out of our minds, we drank a lot, I was the champ-- for a solid year I played Russian Roulette. Did you ever see Deer Hunter with Christopher Walken? That's what I looked like.

295. I'm a pilot, Phil, and you can take this to the bank: you can't fly the Concorde when the wing's on fire.

300. The FCC is dusting off the hot seat for me!

307. What? My landing gear's still down and my tires are crooked? Ah, screw it, I'm bringing it in anyway.

320. (Explaining why he doesn't personally deliver food to the needy) You don't go down there; you gonna die if you go down there. You might think you doing a good thing but you'll be dead of a gunshot wound before you even get the frozen dinner out of your car.

339. Well, would you rather open and close doors or be lashed to a barn door and be assualted by...by three guys coming up on ATVs?