Phil Hendrie Quotes on Risk
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You mess with the best, you die like the rest!
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(To caller) Don't you think being a Weebloe will encourage a kid to bone-smoke?
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You can go straight to the living hell.
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A long time ago, before I really pulled my life together, I was a prostitue; I got involved in a lot of dangerous things. One of them was a nightly Russian Roulette game, and we thought it was fun, we were coked out of our minds, we drank a lot, I was the champ-- for a solid year I played Russian Roulette. Did you ever see Deer Hunter with Christopher Walken? That's what I looked like.
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I'm a pilot, Phil, and you can take this to the bank: you can't fly the Concorde when the wing's on fire.
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The FCC is dusting off the hot seat for me!
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What? My landing gear's still down and my tires are crooked? Ah, screw it, I'm bringing it in anyway.
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(Explaining why he doesn't personally deliver food to the needy) You don't go down there; you gonna die if you go down there. You might think you doing a good thing but you'll be dead of a gunshot wound before you even get the frozen dinner out of your car.
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Well, would you rather open and close doors or be lashed to a barn door and be assualted by...by three guys coming up on ATVs?