Phil Hendrie Quotes on Stereotype
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Phil, there is not one conservative negro.
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(About an overweight woman) What came through the door that night at the Applebee's in Knoxville, Tennessee was big enough to scare me.
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(To caller) Don't you think being a Weebloe will encourage a kid to bone-smoke?
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Any woman that bumps into a guy must be tryin' him on for size, and let me tell ya something, I make a very tight fit.
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Chinamen are really good at ping pong because of their horizontal sight, they see the whole net.
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(about Chinese eyes) I'm talking about the fact they have slits for eyes, man, all they see is net... their vertical vision is about an inch, but their horizontal vision-- it goes on and on and on, and on and on, and there's science to prove on it, too. For instance, you and me, we look at the world basically television shape, okay, the Chinese look at it: letterbox!
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Koreans are the ones that have a hard-on for everyone.
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Tell the Jew we're out of brisket.
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If you hijack an airplane and fly it into a building, you Islam! If you bow your head to the carpet five times a day with your ass up in the air, like Paul Anka or Shepard Smith, you Islam! If you read the Koran, not the Bible, the Koran-- I want you to write that down, 'cause a lotta brothas-- and you'll find a lot of the brothas out there are quotin' the Koran, now, 'cause like my cousin M.L.-- they're Muslim. It aint no Bible, I don't know what in the hell it is, but it's called a Koran. If you towel wrap, turban wind, wear a rag, table cloth or comforter or a napkin on your head, you're Islam! If you are a woman and you wear a bag or a bed sheet over your head, you Islam. If you don't smoke, drink, have sex, smile, grin or laugh, you Islam! If you don't eat pork, barbeque, bacon, ribs or Canadian ham, you Islam!
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The Black boy will squeeze the life out of you like a Bakersfield chimp.
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Three black kids will kill you slowly, at least an Ay-rab has the decency to take ya out quickly.
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(to a caller discussing the Michael Jackson trial) I have to say I'm a bit surprised. You're obviously African-American, aren't you a fan?