Phil Hendrie Quotes on Gender
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Don't ever mistake this: as much as you love that man that you're living with right now; as much as you love your boyfriend; as much as you admire the men in your life... whether you understand them or not-- and most women don't understand men, they'll tell you they do, they don't-- always remember this, that, while we all normal, healthy men would disaprove of what Gary did, crawling into an outhouse and taking pictures out through the toilet hole...... way deep down... we get it.
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Phil, you told me if I got a radio show, I'd get more ass than a rental car.
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Any woman that bumps into a guy must be tryin' him on for size, and let me tell ya something, I make a very tight fit.
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The biggest difference between sleeping with a girl and guy are the boobs - they're generally larger on a girl person.
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The rights of women are being trampled by George Bush.
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And I will do anything, even give up the predilection that I had for a long time for boys. In fact Phil, there's only 2 things that can actually change the light, Irish lilt in my voice: killing the music, which turns me in to a black man, or seeing a very svelte beautiful young lady walk by the window like right now... (voice drops and accent vanishes) Will you look at THAT!?
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I beat an old woman almost to death with a lamp. She was one of these hand-wringing grandmother types.
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I'm gonna come out, I'll take Katie Couric and that other bitch, uhh... I forget who she was-- I'll rape her. I'll tell ya right now, I will. I'll commit the act of rape on her.
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I'm gonna rape Katie Couric, I'm gonna rape Oprah Winfrey, I'm gonna rape Greta Van Susteren, I'm gonna rape the Federal Prosecutor, come through the phone, kick your ass.
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I will find Katie Couric and I will commit the act of rape on her. And then when I'm done with her, I'll get on that news women they got on the air and, who the other one? Oh yeah, Greta Van Susteren, I will rape her.