Rodney Dangerfield Quotes on Perception
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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous- everyone hasn't met me yet.
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I went to see my doctor. 'Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror... I feel like throwing up; What's wrong with me?' He said...'I don't know but your eyesight is perfect.'
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Don't worry honey, I didn't see a thing...you're perfect!