3 Rodney Dangerfield Quotes on Perception

Rodney Dangerfield quotes on perception

19. I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous- everyone hasn't met me yet.

26. I went to see my doctor. 'Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror... I feel like throwing up; What's wrong with me?' He said...'I don't know but your eyesight is perfect.'

57. Don't worry honey, I didn't see a thing...you're perfect!