Steven Wright Quotes on Friendship

3 quotes

  1. I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.

  2. Last year me and my friend George drove across the country. We switched every half mile. We only had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip...I can't remember what it was.

  3. My uncle was a clown for Ringling Bros. Circus, and when he died, all his friends came in one car.

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