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4 Steven Wright Quotes on History

Steven Wright quotes on history

  1. Do you think when they asked George Washington for his ID, he just pulled out a quarter?

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  2. I have the oldest typewriter in the world. It types in pencil.

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  3. I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time.' So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

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  4. I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.

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