Steven Wright Quotes on History
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Do you think when they asked George Washington for his ID, he just pulled out a quarter?
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I have the oldest typewriter in the world. It types in pencil.
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I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time.' So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
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I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.