6 Steven Wright Quotes on Memory

Steven Wright quotes on memory

54. I like to reminisce with people I don't know.

99. I woke up one day and everything in the apartment had been stolen and replaced with an exact replica. I said to my roommate 'Can you believe this? Everything in the apartment has been stolen and replaced with an exact replica.' He said, 'Do I know you?'

115. Last year me and my friend George drove across the country. We switched every half mile. We only had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip...I can't remember what it was.

133. Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

177. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

183. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.