4 Steven Wright Quotes on Reality

Steven Wright quotes on reality

33. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

99. I woke up one day and everything in the apartment had been stolen and replaced with an exact replica. I said to my roommate 'Can you believe this? Everything in the apartment has been stolen and replaced with an exact replica.' He said, 'Do I know you?'

157. Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone...when I came back the entire area was missing.

172. You can't have everything. Where would you put it?