Steven Wright Quotes on Reality
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I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
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I woke up one day and everything in the apartment had been stolen and replaced with an exact replica. I said to my roommate 'Can you believe this? Everything in the apartment has been stolen and replaced with an exact replica.' He said, 'Do I know you?'
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Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone...when I came back the entire area was missing.
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You can't have everything. Where would you put it?